Thursday, July 10, 2008

Segway Death Brigade in China

...that's the image I get when I see this picture anyway:



This is actually China's new anti-terrorist solution: Segways! Since the devices allow the occupants (once trained in balance and knee steering) to keep their hands free while driving, they maybe be a good alternative to other types of transportation. Engadget points out that accidentally flipping into reverse might be a bit of a problem, but it sure does make for an impressive entrance.

There is a guy on Mason's campus that drives around one of these things and I have to say...while they can move pretty fast, they'd probably only be evenly matched if the terrorists were in an electric go-cart. Maybe these have been tuned up?

[CNET via Engadget]

3 comments:

  1. i'm definitely hearing imperial death march music from star wars in my head as i look at this pic....

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  2. Get ready for the world's slowest car chase.

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  3. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, FUCKIN CHINKS

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